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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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"There’s a point in your life when you know who stays forever and who’s just around for a while. People change, but so do you. Sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. Bad things happen to everyone, you’re not in it alone. People lie and some people just don’t care how you feel. Your heart beats no matter how much pain you’re in. Everything will be okay eventually. There are always people in your life that just make your day no matter the miles. I know all about distance, I’ve been dealing with it all my life, so don’t tell me it’s easy, but it’s worth it. I’d rather stay in touch with the people I love than just drop it and forget about it. You don’t forget about the ones you love, it doesn’t work like that. Give it all you got, and live your life to the fullest. People would kill to have what you have. Someone always has it worse off than you, but that doesn’t mean your pain doesn’t count."

— Daily Relatable Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

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"I want you and I don’t want to be a luxury. I want you to need me. I want you to not be able to concentrate because you’re thinking about me. I want you to reach for your phone because you thought of something you have to share with me. I want you to not even be able to breathe at the thought of never seeing me again, because that’s how I feel about you."

— (via bewwbs)

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It’s not good sex until

littlegordita:

littlegordita:

she tangles her hands in your hair

guides your hands

leaves scratches on your back

bites your shoulders so she doesnt scream

makes eye contact while you’re on top of her

Wraps her legs around your waist when they start shaking

and cums a few times

bruuhhhhh

(via phil0sophy)

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skellaten:

Follow back!

skellaten:

Follow back!

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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